Greetings, from us, yo!
Audrey and I are pimpin', not as much as Switzer though. *rap music plays in background* Yeah, she's muh... wiggah sistah, fo shizzure.
Her wonderful features include: her ass. Sorry, I'm perverted. I mean, her smile.. and her hair..and the way it blows in the wind due to a gentle spring breeze *sighs lovingly* and the powder on her nose... hahahah. Her brother. Shit. That's not really one of her features. Oh well. He's sexah *winks* Wait, I've never really seen her hair blow in the wind due to a gentle spring breeze... Fuck it. She's hot. *winks*
And she hates Brandon. What more could you ask for in one person? WAIT! I KNOW!! You can... see the world with her! *throws scooter at her* Yes, and now, with this limited time offer, you can get a scooter, and uhhh.. another scooter, for the price of one! 2 for one! Don't resist! *grins* *gets Switzer to dress up like Audrey and see the world with random old people* YEEEEEEHAAAAW!!
She lives beside cows. I think.
I'm engaged to her brother.
Yet he insists on denying it.
She hates Josiah's eyebrows.
She uhh 'appreciates' Patrick's eyebrow.
I appreciate his eyebrows.
As well as another feature in which we won't name.... hahaha.
I have a sick mind.
I'm retarded.
How does this link to Audrey??
She's retarded.
Devon has one eyebrow...
Why tha fuck am I typing like this??
I don't know.
Why am I answering myself??
Okay. Stop. Back to Audrey. I'm her sexy pineapple of passion, and she's my lamp shade of lust. Actually, we're not bi. We just like freaking people out by making their insignificant minds comprehend that we are, when really we're confusing them beyond their average state of mind. W0W. That sounded technical. L33t r0ckz. hahaha. That's all, for now.
<33 I LOVE AUDREYYYYYYYYYYY! <33
